I was bitten by an alligator...

I was bitten by an alligator...

ok, not a real one and it was just one tooth but still how many people can say that lol.

Here is what happened. Ernie has a little alligator head that his friend brought him back from his parents house when he went to visit. It was about 6 inches long and freaked me out. So we were rearranging the house yesterday and I noticed my dog Jasper was just going to town eating something. I went over to check it out and it was the damn alligator head!! She ate the whole bottom jaw. I have no idea how the teeth didn't hurt her. She isn't sick. we were worried about all the stuff they use to preserve it but she is fine today.

Any ways I gave my son and step son this big speech about being careful because some of the teeth may be around and it would hurt *picture me shaking my finger at them, making sure they understand* . Took about 4 steps away and BAM something was in my foot. It hurt SO bad. I looked down and there was blood gushing out from my foot through my sock , I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital!! Ernie came over and looked at it and stopped the bleeding, it was a teeny tiny cut. I think it was one of the stupid little teeth.

Ernie was laughing saying I am one of the only people he knows that could have that much blood from a freaking alligator tooth on the ground. It is just a bizarre way to get hurt LMAO