I was bitten by an alligator...

I was bitten by an alligator...

ok, not a real one and it was just one tooth but still how many people can say that lol.

Here is what happened. Ernie has a little alligator head that his friend brought him back from his parents house when he went to visit. It was about 6 inches long and freaked me out. So we were rearranging the house yesterday and I noticed my dog Jasper was just going to town eating something. I went over to check it out and it was the damn alligator head!! She ate the whole bottom jaw. I have no idea how the teeth didn't hurt her. She isn't sick. we were worried about all the stuff they use to preserve it but she is fine today.

Any ways I gave my son and step son this big speech about being careful because some of the teeth may be around and it would hurt *picture me shaking my finger at them, making sure they understand* . Took about 4 steps away and BAM something was in my foot. It hurt SO bad. I looked down and there was blood gushing out from my foot through my sock , I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital!! Ernie came over and looked at it and stopped the bleeding, it was a teeny tiny cut. I think it was one of the stupid little teeth.

Ernie was laughing saying I am one of the only people he knows that could have that much blood from a freaking alligator tooth on the ground. It is just a bizarre way to get hurt LMAO

I am scissors lol

You Are Scissors

Sharp and brilliant, you can solve almost any problem with that big brain of yours. People fear your cutting comments - and your wit is famous for being both funny and cruel. Deep down, you tend to be in the middle of an emotional storm. Your own complexity disturbs you. You are too smart for your own good. Slow down a little - or you're likely to hurt yourself. You can cut a paper person down to pieces. The only person who can ruin you is a rock person. When you fight: You find your enemy's weak point and exploit it. If someone makes you mad: You'll do everything you can to destroy their life

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Christmas Parade and Festival

Last night we went to the Christmas parade and Festival here in town and had a blast!! The parade was so much better than I was expecting, it was a lot of fun other than getting hit on the coller bone by a jaw breaker being thrown from a float lol. 

And Marius actually went and saw Santa. He marched his little butt up there, told him he wanted a Kareoke(sp?) machine and then high fived him :)

At first during the parade the bigger kids were beating Marius to the candy, but then his Uncle Nick and some lady we met started helping him get some. We came home with a freaking bag full of candy!!

Jorunal Jar #3

Did you have a subject in school that you loved? One that you dreaded?

I loved English but at the same time it was boring because they would give us 2 weeks to read a book and I would finish in a few days so I had nothing to do while the rest of the class caught up lol

I hated math. just hated it, still do!!

Journal Jar Question #2

What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

I used to have this dream whenever I was upset or scared. I had it until I started dating Ernie lol.

I was in a huge warehouse place, it was all dark except for a light right in the middle of the room, over a red and white checked table and chair set I had as a kid. Sometimes someone I knew was sitting there, sometimes it was empty. But I could hear all kinds of machines just out of the light. Sometimes I would be chased around but usually I just sat at the table scared. 

I always woke up freaked out and sweating.Publish Post

Journal question #1

These are from a journal jar (link has sample questions or google journal jar to find some) that my momm made me years ago and I just decided to start working on again in blog form.

Tell about handed down talents.

From my momm- you can give me any assortment of craft things, and I can make SOMETHING out of it lol. Wind chimes out of soda cans, Christmas decorations out of bell ornaments and ribbons, whatever it is, I can usually come up with something. Now how good it is varies depending on the supplies and my mood lol. From her I also get my love of scrapbooking, which I have turned into tagging, and making cards. None of which I get to do enough lol

From my dadd- well. I can ruin the punch line of a joke with the best of em lol. But he did teach me how to change a tire, change the oil, check to see when you can open the radiator if it over heated, mostly stuff having to do with cars. He wanted to make sure I could take care of my self. And I can... I would just rather have a man do it hehe

Let's say thanks!!

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